are you still at the devil's house?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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