So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
All the doctor said was why
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