Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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