I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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