id be glad to
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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