I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
