you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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