WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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