i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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