I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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