Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
tell me about the eggs
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