Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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