Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That's intense
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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