Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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