sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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