brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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