But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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