i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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