my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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