Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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