Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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