I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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