Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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