I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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