Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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