You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Fuck appropriateness.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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