Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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