Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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