fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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