She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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