I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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