I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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