god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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