considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
