I'm laying in your front yard are you home
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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