Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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