If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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