Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
