I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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