Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
we should paint friendship bongs
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