I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I smell like Dick and happiness
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