Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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