I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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