More tranny stories later!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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