Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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