I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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