oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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