Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We are all done wearing pants today
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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