Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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