and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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