Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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