The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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