his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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